diff --git a/src/plugins/loadingQuotes/index.ts b/src/plugins/loadingQuotes/index.ts
index 97178979..7d85cc90 100644
--- a/src/plugins/loadingQuotes/index.ts
+++ b/src/plugins/loadingQuotes/index.ts
@@ -18,88 +18,82 @@
 
 import { definePluginSettings } from "@api/Settings";
 import { Devs } from "@utils/constants";
+import { Logger } from "@utils/Logger";
 import definePlugin, { OptionType } from "@utils/types";
+import presetQuotesText from "file://quotes.txt";
 
-// These are Xor encrypted to prevent you from spoiling yourself when you read the source code.
-// don't worry about it :P
-const quotes = [
-    "Eyrokac",
-    "Rdcg$l`'k|~n",
-    'H`tf$d&iajo+d`{"',
-    "Sucqplh`(Eclhualva()&",
-    "Lncgmka'8KNMDC,shpanf'`x./,",
-    "Ioqweijnfn*IeuvfvAotkfxo./,",
-    'Hd{#cp\x7Ft$)nbd!{lq%mig~*\x7Fh`v#mk&sm{gx nd#idjb(a\x7Ffao"bja&amdkge!Rloìkhf)hyedfjjb*\'^hzdrdmm$lu\'|ao+mnqw$fijxh~bbmg#Tjmîefd+fnp#lpkffz5',
-    "h",
-    "sijklm&cam*rot\"hjjq'|ak\x7F xmv#wc'ep*mawmvvlrb(|ynr>\"Aqq&cgg-\x7F ugoh%rom)e\x7Fhdpp%$",
-    'Tnfb}"u\'~`nno!kp$vvhfzeyee"a}%Tfam*Xh`fls%Jboldos-"lj`&hn)~ce!`jcbct|)gdbhnf$wikm$zgaxkmc%afely+og"144?\'ign+iu%p$qisiefr gpfa$',
-    "Ndtfv%ahfgk+ghtf$|ir(|z' Oguaw&`ggdj mgw$|ir(me|n",
-    "(!ͣ³$͙ʐ'ͩ¹#",
-    "(ﾈ◗ロ◑,ﾏ-2ｬﾕ✬",
-    "Ynw#hjil(ze+psgwp|&sgmkr!",
-    "Tikmolh`(fl+a!dvjk\x7F'y|e\x7Fe/,-",
-    "3/3750?5><9>885:7",
-    "mdmt",
-    "Wdn`khc+(oxbeof",
-    'Ig"zkp*\'g{*xolglj`&~g|*gowg/$mgt(Eclm`.#ticf{l*xed"wl`&Kangj igbhqn\'d`dn `v#lqrw{3%$bhv-h|)kangj_imwhlhb',
-    "Tscmw%Tnoa~x",
-    "I‘f#npus(ec`e!vl$lhsm{`ncu\"ekw&f(defeov-$Rnf|)sdu‘pf$wcam{ceg!vl$du'D`d~x-\"jw%oi(okht-\"DJP)Kags,!mq$du'A‐|n sg`akrkq)~jkdl#pj&diefbnf\"jp)&@F\\*{ltq#Hlhrp'",
-    "Ynw$v`&cg`dl fml`%rhlhs*",
-    "Dnl$p%qhz{s' hv$w%hh|aceg!;#gpvt(fl+cndea`&dg|fon&v#wjjqm(",
-    "\ud83d)pft`gs(ec`e!13$qojmz#",
-    "a!njcmr'ide~nu\"lb%rheoedldpz$lu'gbkr",
-    "dn\"zkp&kgo4",
-    "hnpqkw",
-    "sn\"fau",
-    "Sn\"tmqnh}}*musvkaw&flf&+ldv$w%lr{}*aulr#vlao|)cetn\"jp$",
-    "Dxkmc%ot(hhxomwwai'{hln",
-    "hd{#}js&(pe~'sg#gprb(3#\"",
-    "hd{b${",
-    "<;vqkijbq33271:56<3799?24944:",
-    "Thof$lu'ofdn,!qsefc'az*bnrcma+&Om{o+iu\"`khct$)bnrd\"bcdoi&",
-    "snofplkb{)c'r\"lod'|f*aurv#cpno`abchijklmno",
-    "Wdn`khc'|f*eghl{%"
-];
+const presetQuotes = presetQuotesText.split("\n").map(quote => /^\s*[^#\s]/.test(quote) && quote.trim()).filter(Boolean) as string[];
+const noQuotesQuote = "Did you really disable all loading quotes? What a buffoon you are...";
 
 const settings = definePluginSettings({
     replaceEvents: {
-        description: "Replace Event Quotes too",
+        description: "Should this plugin also apply during events with special event themed quotes? (e.g. Halloween)",
         type: OptionType.BOOLEAN,
         default: true
-    }
+    },
+    enablePluginPresetQuotes: {
+        description: "Enable the quotes preset by this plugin",
+        type: OptionType.BOOLEAN,
+        default: true
+    },
+    enableDiscordPresetQuotes: {
+        description: "Enable Discord's preset quotes (including event quotes, during events)",
+        type: OptionType.BOOLEAN,
+        default: false
+    },
+    additionalQuotes: {
+        description: "Additional custom quotes to possibly appear, separated by the below delimiter",
+        type: OptionType.STRING,
+        default: "",
+    },
+    additionalQuotesDelimiter: {
+        description: "Delimiter for additional quotes",
+        type: OptionType.STRING,
+        default: "|",
+    },
 });
 
 export default definePlugin({
     name: "LoadingQuotes",
     description: "Replace Discords loading quotes",
-    authors: [Devs.Ven, Devs.KraXen72],
+    authors: [Devs.Ven, Devs.KraXen72, Devs.UlyssesZhan],
 
     settings,
 
     patches: [
         {
-            find: ".LOADING_DID_YOU_KNOW}",
+            find: ".LOADING_DID_YOU_KNOW",
             replacement: [
                 {
-                    match: /"_loadingText",function\(\)\{/,
-                    replace: "$&return $self.quote;",
+                    match: /"_loadingText".+?(?=(\i)\[.{0,10}\.random)/,
+                    replace: "$&$self.mutateQuotes($1),"
                 },
                 {
-                    match: /"_eventLoadingText",function\(\)\{/,
-                    replace: "$&return $self.quote;",
+                    match: /"_eventLoadingText".+?(?=(\i)\[.{0,10}\.random)/,
+                    replace: "$&$self.mutateQuotes($1),",
                     predicate: () => settings.store.replaceEvents
                 }
-            ],
+            ]
         },
     ],
 
-    xor(quote: string) {
-        const key = "read if cute";
-        const codes = Array.from(quote, (s, i) => s.charCodeAt(0) ^ (i % key.length));
-        return String.fromCharCode(...codes);
-    },
+    mutateQuotes(quotes: string[]) {
+        try {
+            const { enableDiscordPresetQuotes, additionalQuotes, additionalQuotesDelimiter, enablePluginPresetQuotes } = settings.store;
 
-    get quote() {
-        return this.xor(quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)]);
+            if (!enableDiscordPresetQuotes)
+                quotes.length = 0;
+
+
+            if (enablePluginPresetQuotes)
+                quotes.push(...presetQuotes);
+
+            quotes.push(...additionalQuotes.split(additionalQuotesDelimiter).filter(Boolean));
+
+            if (!quotes.length)
+                quotes.push(noQuotesQuote);
+        } catch (e) {
+            new Logger("LoadingQuotes").error("Failed to mutate quotes", e);
+        }
     }
 });
diff --git a/src/plugins/loadingQuotes/quotes.txt b/src/plugins/loadingQuotes/quotes.txt
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..cfb01350
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/plugins/loadingQuotes/quotes.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,37 @@
+# Blank lines and lines starting with "#" are ignored
+
+Explode
+Read if cute
+Have a nice day!
+Starting Lightcord...
+Loading 0BDFDB.plugin.js...
+Installing BetterDiscord...
+h
+shhhhh did you know that you're my favourite user? But don't tell the others!!
+Today's video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free!
+Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down
+( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
+You look so pretty today!
+Thinking of a funny quote...
+3.141592653589793
+meow
+Welcome, friend
+If you, or someone you love, has Ligma, please see the Ligma health line at https://bit.ly/ligma_hotline
+Trans Rights
+I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
+You're doing good today!
+Don't worry, it's nothing 9 cups of coffee couldn't solve!
+�(repeat like 30 times)
+a light amount of tomfoolery is okay
+do you love?
+horror
+so eepy
+So without further ado, let's just jump right into it!
+Dying is absolutely safe
+hey you! you're cute :))
+heya ~
+<:trolley:997086295010594867>
+Time is gone, space is insane. Here it comes, here again.
+sometimes it's okay to just guhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
+Welcome to nginx!