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+/*
+ * Vencord, a modification for Discord's desktop app
+ * Copyright (c) 2022 Vendicated and contributors
+ *
+ * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+ * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
+ * the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+ * (at your option) any later version.
+ *
+ * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+ * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+ * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+ * GNU General Public License for more details.
+ *
+ * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+ * along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+*/
+
+import { Devs } from "../utils/constants";
+import definePlugin from "../utils/types";
+
+// These are Xor encrypted to prevent you from spoiling yourself when you read the source code.
+// don't worry about it :P
+const quotes = [
+    "Eyrokac",
+    "Rdcg$l`'k|~n",
+    'H`tf$d&iajo+d`{"',
+    "Sucqplh`(Eclhualva()&",
+    "Lncgmka'8KNMDC,shpanf'`x./,",
+    "Ioqweijnfn*IeuvfvAotkfxo./,",
+    'Hd{#cp\x7Ft$)nbd!{lq%mig~*\x7Fh`v#mk&sm{gx nd#idjb(a\x7Ffao"bja&amdkge!Rloìkhf)hyedfjjb*\'^hzdrdmm$lu\'|ao+mnqw$fijxh~bbmg#Tjmîefd+fnp#lpkffz5',
+    "h",
+    "sijklm&cam*rot\"hjjq'|ak\x7F xmv#wc'ep*mawmvvlrb(|ynr>\"Aqq&cgg-\x7F ugoh%rom)e\x7Fhdpp%$",
+    'Tnfb}"u\'~`nno!kp$vvhfzeyee"a}%Tfam*Xh`fls%Jboldos-"lj`&hn)~ce!`jcbct|)gdbhnf$wikm$zgaxkmc%afely+og"144?\'ign+iu%p$qisiefr gpfa$',
+    "Ndtfv%ahfgk+ghtf$|ir(|z' Oguaw&`ggdj mgw$|ir(me|n",
+    "(!ͣ³$͙ʐ'ͩ¹#",
+    "(ﾈ◗ロ◑,ﾏ-2ｬﾕ✬",
+    "Ynw#hjil(ze+psgwp|&sgmkr!",
+    "Tikmolh`(fl+a!dvjk\x7F'y|e\x7Fe/,-",
+    "3/3750?5><9>885:7",
+    "mdmt",
+    "Wdn`khc+(oxbeof",
+    'Ig"zkp*\'g{*xolglj`&~g|*gowg/$mgt(Eclm`.#ticf{l*xed"wl`&Kangj igbhqn\'d`dn `v#lqrw{3%$bhv-h|)kangj_imwhlhb',
+    "Tscmw%Tnoa~x"
+];
+
+export default definePlugin({
+    name: "LoadingQuotes",
+    description: "Replace Discords loading quotes",
+    authors: [Devs.Ven],
+    patches: [
+        {
+            find: ".LOADING_DID_YOU_KNOW",
+            replacement: {
+                match: /\._loadingText=.+?random\(.+?;/s,
+                replace: "._loadingText=Vencord.Plugins.plugins.LoadingQuotes.quote;",
+            },
+        },
+    ],
+
+    xor(quote: string) {
+        const key = "read if cute";
+        const codes = Array.from(quote, (s, i) => s.charCodeAt(0) ^ (i % key.length));
+        return String.fromCharCode(...codes);
+    },
+
+    get quote() {
+        return this.xor(quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)]);
+    }
+});