diff --git a/src/plugins/noOnboardingDelay/index.ts b/src/plugins/noOnboardingDelay/index.ts
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..6211e97c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/plugins/noOnboardingDelay/index.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
+/*
+ * Vencord, a modification for Discord's desktop app
+ * Copyright (c) 2022 Vendicated and contributors
+ *
+ * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+ * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
+ * the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+ * (at your option) any later version.
+ *
+ * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+ * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+ * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+ * GNU General Public License for more details.
+ *
+ * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+ * along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+*/
+
+import { Devs } from "@utils/constants";
+import definePlugin from "@utils/types";
+
+export default definePlugin({
+    name: "NoOnboardingDelay",
+    description: "Skips the slow and annoying onboarding delay",
+    authors: [Devs.nekohaxx],
+    patches: [
+        {
+            find: "Messages.ONBOARDING_COVER_WELCOME_SUBTITLE",
+            replacement: {
+                match: "3e3",
+                replace: "0"
+            },
+        },
+    ],
+});
diff --git a/src/utils/constants.ts b/src/utils/constants.ts
index 7f172395..ff754d5c 100644
--- a/src/utils/constants.ts
+++ b/src/utils/constants.ts
@@ -526,6 +526,10 @@ export const Devs = /* #__PURE__*/ Object.freeze({
         name: "verticalsync",
         id: 328165170536775680n
     },
+    nekohaxx: {
+        name: "nekohaxx",
+        id: 1176270221628153886n
+    }
 } satisfies Record<string, Dev>);
 
 // iife so #__PURE__ works correctly