# Description # silly hubot scripts # These were created to blow off steam # # Commands: # `mona echo *` - repeats what you say # # Author: # admiralawkbar@github.com ############################### # Drop Hammer array of images # ############################### dropHammer = [ "https://s1.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/.kFQAfQ6KQmlf5ip8.UzNA--/dz0xMjMwO2g9NjkyO2FwcGlkPXl0YWNoeW9u/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/video/video.snl.com/SNL_1554_08_Update_03_Harry_Caray.png", "http://media.tumblr.com/d12ea80b3a86dfc5fe36d3f306254fe4/tumblr_inline_mq1r0tbBCb1qz4rgp.jpg", "http://the-artifice.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/94309-160x160.png", "http://25.media.tumblr.com/35826348f2215069835c1733c75b29aa/tumblr_muuxmmBaOI1rw3gqyo2_250.gif", "http://data2.whicdn.com/images/78766805/large.jpg", "http://filmfisher.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/hunt_for_red_october.jpg", "http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57495736.jpg", ] ################### # Thank you array # ################### thanks = [ "You're welcome! Piece of cake...", "It was nothing..." "De nada...", "Danke...", "Merci...", "Bitte...", "De rien..." "Prego..." ] ################################# # Start the robot for listening # ################################# module.exports = (robot) -> ############################## # Show the adapter connected # ############################## robot.respond /ADAPTER$/i, (msg) -> msg.send robot.adapterName ########################## # Echo back the response # ########################## robot.respond /ECHO (.*)$/i, (msg) -> msg.send msg.match[1] ################## # Whats going on # ################## robot.respond /whats going on/i, (msg) -> msg.send "not much... robot stuff..." ################### # Drop the hammer # ################### robot.respond /drop the hammer/i, (msg) -> msg.send "Commencing the hammer dropping..." msg.send msg.random dropHammer ############### # Vape Nation # ############### robot.respond /lets roll/i, (msg) -> msg.send "First Class! Vape Nation!!! @beardofedu" ############## # Hubot Ping # ############## robot.respond /PING$/i, (msg) -> msg.send "PONG" ####################### ####################### ## END OF THE SCRIPT ## ####################### #######################